Text Convo

Last Monday I had the weirdest text conversation with a random guy:

Him (Out of the blue, mind you): In a meeting out of state! Can you text?
Me: Who is this?
Him: Ted
Me: I have no idea who you are. I think you have the wrong number...
Him: Ted Heap. I think we've met before.
Me: Nope. Sorry buddy.
-Then he didn't respond.

Two days later, I randomly receive this text from the same number:
What is your situation? Keep me updated. I'm working very hard to get you some cash. It shouldn't be much longer.
To which I replied:
Dude. I don't know you. Stop texting me.

Who the heck is this guy trying to get ahold of??
On second thought, maybe I should have played along. Free cash is free cash, right? NOT! This guy is a creeper...

You can't make up these things that happen to me!